{"id":2745,"date":"2010-12-24T13:31:44","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T20:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chimatli.org\/blog\/?p=2745"},"modified":"2010-12-24T13:31:44","modified_gmt":"2010-12-24T20:31:44","slug":"a-donkey-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chimatli.org\/blog\/?p=2745","title":{"rendered":"A Donkey Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I have nothing prepared for Christmas this year, so here&#8217;s an old post I did on LA Eastside a few years back.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/CpoyNsbtjLA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/CpoyNsbtjLA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Recipe for an excellent Christmas video:<\/p>\n<p>1. Start with the best Christmas song ever, <a href=\"http:\/\/chanfles.com\/chavo5\/miburritosabanero.mp3 \" target=\"_blank\">El Burrito de Belen<\/a> &#8211; a festive cumbia tune sung by a chorus of kids backed by nalga-shaking rhythmic accompaniment.<\/p>\n<p>2. Give a group of Peruvians in the Andes access to a video camera and editing software.<\/p>\n<p>3. Dress one of the Peruvians in a donkey suit and futbol gear.<\/p>\n<p>4. Add one fed-up burrito.<\/p>\n<p>5. Voila! You got the above video, bizarre and silly, my kinda Christmas entertainment.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so <em>donkey<\/em>! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have nothing prepared for Christmas this year, so here&#8217;s an old post I did on LA Eastside a few years back. Recipe for an excellent Christmas video: 1. Start with the best Christmas song ever, El Burrito de Belen &#8211; a festive cumbia tune sung by a chorus of kids backed by nalga-shaking rhythmic &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/chimatli.org\/blog\/?p=2745\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Donkey Christmas<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimatli.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2745"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimatli.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimatli.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimatli.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimatli.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2745"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/chimatli.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2748,"href":"https:\/\/chimatli.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2745\/revisions\/2748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chimatli.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimatli.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chimatli.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}